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Having three guests next month and the house is a mess of boxes

can’t even hide ‘em in the garage because the garage is full of boxes

can’t walk from one side of the lounge to the other because boxes


I tried to get some sewing done

and my cat attacked it and fucked it up

and I just

can’t

i cant believe this… please signal boost!

sccarymonster:

sccarymonster:

all of you know 4chan has been spamming and now they have started eating ass. it has happened to me already. 4chan ate my ass at about 1 pm today. please share so others can prevent it. 

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at approximately 1 pm today, all of 4chan ate my assit was a horrific experience and i would not wish it upon anyone, not even my enemies. please stay safe, anon. 

jam-bamkin

I wanted to show you this I helped kickstart it ages ago and it’s beautiful and artistic and your blog has beautiful and artistic things on it and so it made me think of you

http://vimeo.com/100942566

froggosh:

i think the way people think about and draw yogs is cool like hey this ambiguous green guy can be whatever you want, this skin is literally dwight from the office but we’ve all silently decided to keep the clothes and put nilesys head on it

What if…

We put Dwight in Nilesys hair and wizzzard hat..

What if..

Russias persecution against gay and transgender individuals is well documented, but they’ve also enacted other archaic laws in recent months. For example, books and movies are no longer allowed to use swearing.

Imagine if Michelle Bachmann became President of the United States and had no checks on her power. That’s essentially the situation is in Russia right now.

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

spankmehardbarry:

darkknightswatch:

Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.

*Mike and Ikes

no theyre depresstion pills

When you’re throwing a grenade

Drop it like ya trott
Drop it like ya trott
Drop it like ya trott

When ya want ‘em to eat shit

Say it like ya Ross
Say it like ya Ross
Say it like ya Ross

Some anon just told me I should be ashamed of making an infant do a humiliating cosplay

First of all, dressing up as a magnificent bastard such as Sips is an invigorating and enlightening experience and I suggest you all try it

Secondly look at his face he doesn’t give one single shit he thinks me using an eyeshadow sponge on his face is the greatest damn thing

Lastly I did not use marker pen, face paint, acrylic paint or charcoal, you knobs. It’s my - quite nice - eyeshadow.

kthulhu42:

Leaked! Baby photos of the magnificent bastard Sips!

Hasn’t changed much.

It’s not marker pen O_O

It’s eyeshadow

Who would put marker pen on a baby

I want you all to know that both my dashboard and activity graph look fucking ridiculous right now

jakklz:

kthulhu42:

amberhilton:

kthulhu42:

Leaked! Baby photos of the magnificent bastard Sips!

Hasn’t changed much.

I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT THAT BRAND OF CHOCOLATE MILK IS MY FAVOURITE BRAND OF CHOCOLATE MILK

IT IS THE BEST BRAND OF CHOCOLATE MILK I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE


Another Dunedin Yognaught! There seems to be heaps of us!

I know at least 2 other yognaughts IRL. It’s crazy how big they’ve gotten O_O